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Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

All Glamour All The Time

The Real Housewives of Bethany vs. the Kardashians

Could the country keep up with a reality show created for the rest of us?

I have a confession to make. Just a little one . . . I caught up with the Kardashians last night. I know, I know, I shouldn’t have . . . I should have clicked on the Food Network and watched a rerun of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, but I keep reading that the K-clan ratings are through the roof, and I needed to understand why. Why? WHY??!! Also, I was having an episode of PVCs (heart palpitations.) My doctors tell me it’s not life-threatening, but it feels like my heart is throwing a party and has cranked the volume on the boom box to full throttle; I needed a diversion from the internal merrymaking. Only I wasn’t diverted. I was bored. And then more bored. I was waiting for something, anything to happen with those Kardashians to take my …

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